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Slang to English letter T

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Slang English Rate
T and H8

Takeo SpikesYikes
""Takeo Spikes" - afraid, anxious, etc"

Talk and MutterButter
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Tartan BannerTanner (sixpence)
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Tate and LyleStyle
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Taters in the MouldCold
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Taters in the MouldCold
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Tea CaddyPaddy

Tea LeafThief

Tea LeafingThieving

Tea Pot LidYid (Jew)
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Tea, Two, and a BloaterMotor
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Teapot LidKid
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Teapot LidQuid
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Tear In A BucketFuck It
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"Mate tear in a bucket"

Ted RayGay
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Ten Furlongs Mile and a QuarterWater
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Ten Ounce RumpDump
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"I'm going for a 10er."

Ten Speed GearsEars
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Tennis RacquetJacket
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Terry ButcherTail Toucher (homosexual)
"He's a Terry Butcher"

Thirteen AmpTramp
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This and ThatCat
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Thomas EdisonMedicine
"Just been to the doctors to collect my thomas"

Thomas MooreWhore
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"Gawd 'elp us, look at her! She looks like a real Thomas (or and Old Tom), mate."

Thomas TankWank (masturbate)
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"i was having a thomas when my wife walked in"

Thomas TillingShilling

Thora HirdTurd
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"Oh! I'm dying for a Thora"

Three Card TrickDick (penis)
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Three Wheel TrikeDyke (lesbian)
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Thrupenny BitsTits (breasts)
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Tia MariaDiarrhoea
"I ate a kebab and ended up with Tia Maria"

Ticket to the DanceRedundance
"He's got a ticket to the dance"

Tick-TockClock
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Tiddly WinkChink (Chinese meal)
"Fancy a tiddly wink later?"

Tiddly WinkDrink
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Tiddly winksChinks (Chinese people)

Tijuana BrassArse
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"I got the Tijuana Brass from my job"

Tilbury DocksSocks
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Tin BathLaugh
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Tin LidsKids
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Tin RoofPoof (homosexual)
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Tin TackSack
"Got the tin tack this morning."

Tin TankBank
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Tit For TatHat

Tit WillowPillow
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TitferHat (tit for tat)

TobleroneOn my own

Toby AleRail

Toby JugMug (fool)
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Todd CartyParty
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"We're 'avin a bit of a Todd Carty (Todd Carty plays Mark Fowler in Eastenders)"

Todd SloanAlone
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Toe-RagFag (cigarette)
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Tom and DickSick
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Tom and HuckFuck
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Tom CruiseLose

Tom CruiseBooze
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Tom CruiseBooze
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"Got any tom cruise?"

Tom CruiseShoes
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"Have you seen me old Tom's."

Tom FooleryJewellery

Tom HanksThanks
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"Tom Hanks for that old son"

Tom HanksYanks
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"Look at them fat Tom Hanks"

Tom JonesBones

Tom KiteShite
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Tom Mix6

Tom SilkMilk
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Tom TankWank (masturbate)
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Tom ThumbRum
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Tom ThumbDumb
"You bit Tom Thumb"

Tom TitShit
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Tommy HilfigerNigger
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Tommy TankBank
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Tommy TankWank (masturbate)
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Tommy TrinderWindow
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Tommy TuckerSupper

Ton100
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TonicPhilharmonic

Tony BennTen
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"Should we call it a Tony Benner"

Tony Blair Chair
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"Sit On Your Tony"

Tony BlairHair
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Tony SlatteryBattery
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Tooting BecPeck (of food)
"I'm feeling a bit Tooting Beckish"

Top HatChat
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Top Ten HitShit
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Topps tilesPiles
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Tord GripssNips (nipples)
"Look at her Tord Grips"

Touch Me On the KnobBob (shilling)

Town CrierLiar
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Town HallsBalls
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Tramp On A BenchWench
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TreacleSweetheart (treacle tart)
"Alrite Treacle."

Trevor SinclairNightmare
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T-rexText
"T-rex me on my phone"

TrombonePhone
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Trouble and StrifeWife
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Tube of GlueClue
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"I ain't gotta Tube a Glue"

Tufnell ParkLark (fun)
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Tumble Down the SinkDrink
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Tung Chee HwaBra
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Tuppence a poundGround
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"I found it on the Tuppence"

Turkish BathLaugh
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Turkish DelightShite
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Turtle DoveLove
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Turtle DovesGloves

Tutti FruttiBeauty

Twist and ShoutGout (joint pains)
"He's suffering with the Twist and Shout"

Twist and ShoutKraut (German)
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"The Twist and Shout's have beaten us to the sun loungers again!"

Twist and TwirlGirl
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Two and EightState
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"Clear up your room - it's a right two and eight!"

Two and SixFix
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"I'm in a right Two and Six."

Two Bob BitShit
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Two by FourDraw (cannabis)
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"Where can I score some Two by Four?"

Two Fat Ladies88

Two Little Ducks22

Two-ThirtyDirty

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