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Slang to English letter P

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Slang English Rate
Pam ShriverFiver
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Pants and VestChest
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Paper HatPrat

Paraffin LampTramp
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"Have a wash ya' smelly paraffin"

Paraffin OilBoil
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"I've got a Paraffin on me Isa"

Park BenchesFrenchies (people from France)
"There's a load of park benches over there."

Parrafin LampTramp
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Pat and MickSick
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"Feel a bit and Pat and Mick after those prawns"

Pat CashSlash (urinate)
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"Just goin' for a pat cash"

Pat MaloneAlone
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Patrick McneeWee
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"I'm desperate for a Patrick"

Patrick SwayzeCrazy
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"Your Patrick Swayze mate!"

Patrick SwayzeLazy
"He's a bit Patrick Swayze inne"

Patsy ClineLine (cocaine)
"I'll sort out a few Patsy's mate"

Paul MckennaTenner (10 pound note)
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Paul WellerStella (beer)
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PavarottiTen pounds (tenor)
"Lend us a Pavarotti"

Peanut ButterNutter
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"He's a bit of a Peanut Butter."

Pear HalvedStarved

Pearl DiverSkiver
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"He's only pearl divin'"

Pearly QueenSeen

Peas and GravyNavy
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Peas in the PotHot
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"Bit peasy in 'ere, innit?"

Pebble DashedSmashed
"I got pebble dashed last night"

Peckham RyeTie
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"Are you gonna wear your new Peckham Rye?"

Peckham RyeTie
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Pedal and CrankBank
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"I'm going to the Pedal & Crank"

Peddle and CrankWank (masturbate)
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Pen and InkStink
"That dog of yours pen and inks!"

Penelope CruzBooze
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Penn'orth of chalkWalk
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"Take a penn'orth, let me get on with me bloody job."

Penny A PoundGround
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PeppermintSkint
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Percy ThrowerMower (gardener)

Percy ThrowerBlower (telephone)
"Lend us ya Percy, I need to make a call."

Perpetual (Loser)Boozer (pub)
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"Oh gawd 'e's a right perpetual loser"

Perry ComoHomosexual
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"Everyone knows he's a bit of a Perry"

Persian RugsDrugs
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Peter KayGay
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Peter PanOld man (father)
"How's your Peter Pan."

Peter PanTan
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Peter PurvisNervous
"I am a bit Peter Pervis about my exam"

Petrol PumpHump
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"He had the right petrol pump last night"

Petrol TanksYanks
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PhilharmonicGin and Tonic
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PiccadillySilly
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Piccadilly PercyMercy

Piccolo and FluteSuit
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Pick and MixSticks (countryside)
"It's ages seen I been out in the pick 'n mix"

Pie and LiquorVicar

Pie and MashSlash (urinate)
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"Gotta take a pie and mash"

Pie and MashCrash
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"Just had a pie and mash in me car"

Pie And MashCash
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"You got any Pie on ya?"

Pieces of EightWeight

Pied PiperHyper

Pig's EarBeer
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Pimple and BlotchScotch (whiskey)
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PineappleChapel

Pineapple ChunkBunk (bed)

Pineapple ChunkSpunk
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"I think I just swallowed some Pineapple Chunks"

Pineapple FritterShitter (arse)
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Ping PongStrong
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Pinky and PerkyTurkey

Pins or Pin PegsLegs
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"Nice pins"

Pipe Your EyeCry

Pirate shipPile of shit
"It's just a pirate ship"

Pirates Of PenzancePants
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Pistol and ShooterComputer
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Pitch and TossBoss

Pittsburgh SteelersPeelers (police)

Plates and DishesMissus (Mrs)
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Plates of MeatFeet
"Me plates are killin' me!"

Pleasure and PainRain
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Plimsoll MarkPark
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Pllymouth ArgyllesPiles
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PlonkVin Blanc
"Reported came from Army in France in WWI"

Plymouth ArgyleStyle
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"I like ya Plymouth Argyle"

Plymouth SoundPound (currency)
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Pocket WatchScotch (whiskey)
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Political FarceArse
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Polo MintBint
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Polo MintSkint
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"Cant afford it im Polo"

Pontius PilateToilet
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Pony25

Pony and TrapCrap
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Poor Man's GruelLiverpool
"You support Poor Man's Gruel? You fool!"

Pope in RomeHome
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Pork And CheesePortuguese
"He's Pork And Cheese - he's Portuguese"

Pork ChopCop
"Lets run from the Pork Chop."

Pork PiesLies
"Stop tellin' me porkies!"

Porno MagSlag

Posh and BecksSpecs (spectacles)
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"Pass us me posh and becks"

Posh 'n' BecksSex
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"He's off getting some 'Posh'."

Postman PatFat (from the children's TV programme)
"You're a bit Postman "

Postman PatCat
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Pot and PanOld man (father or husband)
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Pot and PanOld man (father or husband)
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Pot of GlueClue
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Potatoes in the MouldCold
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"Blimey it's taters!"

Pots and DishesWishes

Princes TrustBust
"Look at the Prince's on her"

Prison TimeBird (Lime)
"'Es gawn down, doin' bird"

Pull Down the ShutterButter
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Punch n JudyMoody
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"Don't get all Punch and Judy"

Push and ShoveLove
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Push in the TruckFuck
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"It's been years since I had a push in the truck"