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Going to the museums? Take the Angela Merkel and get orf at South Kensington. Your Lily mate ! Squid. As the actress said to the bishop. Air Force. Rory McGrath. French Egg (en ouef). As the actress said to the bishop. Petrol Pump. Interestingly, Schumacher is German for Cobbler too! Stop Barry Brownin'. Yer Charm's gone flat, mate! Just let me grab my Grant Hackett. Blimey it's taters! Diamond Rocks.

Boss Hogg. Viva la France, as they say in Rome. Sandy Lyle. Bit parky outside - best put on me Titfer. Viva la France, as they say in Rome. Bob Marley. A la Mode. This time next week we'll be millionaires! Toblerone. I'm off up the apples and pear to Fakey Ned. This time next week we'll be millionaires! Twist and Shout. You're having a pint of Yuri Gellar and I'll have an Alistair .

Cushti. Hans Blix. Viva la France, as they say in Rome. Two by Four. Cushti. Stars & Garters. As the actress said to the bishop. This time next week we'll be millionaires! Gordon Brown. Lovely jubbly! Pebble Dashed. Oia love, can you flick the Ronan on? I'm freezing my Jacksons off here! I'm going down the Battle Cruiser for a coupla Ice Rinks. . As the actress said to the bishop.

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